So I'm walking back from the Post Office to the office today and pass the Museum of Islamic Art. (I've been planning to visit for a while for a few reasons- must get to that.) Sitting on a bench outside the "Residence" connected to it is a man eating his lunch. Translated from the Hebrew:
He: Just one question!
He: This is the Islamic Museum, yes?
He: Do the Muslims have a "Museum of Judaism"?
Me, cracking up: In your dreams.
He: Only Jews are crazy enough to do this.
I laugh all the way back to the office.