"Gonna crack my knuckles and jump for joy..."

"...got a clean bill of health from the people of Venezuela!"

(And yeah, I'm a bad Trekkie for thinking it was "click my heels.")

Russia, not so much. Didn't really expect anything better.

As for Sudan, I think the funniest line is this:

This case has done quite a bit of damage to how the Sudanese government will be
perceived...

Oh, because before they were the most admired country on Earth, huh?